if her eyebrows and -lashes were snakes, it would've probably been described in the stories
I'm more interested in her den of vipers....
You mean her Chamber of Secrets?
her house of slitherIN?
God damnit - that's good
Why do you want to give her parseltongue?
Megoosa
Challenge level: 15
Peace was never an option: Each goose strand of the Megoosa will attempt to steal or disarm the weapons of any enemies in melee range, up to 5 times per turn. On a success, the goose captures the weapon and uses its damage against the previous owner. On a failed roll, the strand causes 3d4 physical damage.
HONK!: Up to 5 goose strands may honk loudly as a reaction to any spellcasting happening within 60 feet of the Megoosa. Spellcasters within range must pass a DC 15 Wisdow Save or have their spell fail, expending the slot. For every 5 feet closer to the Megoosa, the DC increases by 1
Beware the bush
I heard it makes you hard
Baby Snakes
all of them are giant demodex
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
