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[-] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

Come Mr Taliban, tally me banana.

[-] cyberfae@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Just under the article was a video about how they also banned music. With all these strict, bizarre rules, I wonder what you are allowed to do there besides stare at the wall.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Read the holy book, pray and work. What else would you even need, unless you're an infidel?

Muhammad, bring the stones!

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 day ago

Praying is a little bit like music though... Now that I think of it, breathing has this weird rhythmic quality. Maybe ban it plz?

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 2 points 1 day ago

I mean it's bizarre to us. But many followers of Islam do not condone images of living (often specifically sentient) beings. As with all things religious this is of course adhered to, from every possible extreme and sometimes not at all.

[-] ruk_n_rul 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Banning is easy. Actually formulating policies to handle geopolitics and develop the socioeconomy of a country is hard.

Reminds me of that Vice article about the Taliban being disillusioned by all the "office work" involved in running the country after they retook Afghanistan. It was almost laughable. Like a dog that caught the car only to discover that it wanted the chase more than the car itself.

[-] DMerald@ttrpg.network 2 points 19 hours ago

This is my favorite line from Hamilton.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Dictators and twisting/misinterpreting religious texts; name a more iconic duo.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago

Very sensible, thank you. I've seen a picture of a flower today, I'm still shaking. Witchcraft!

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

Let's provide them with graphic images of their dead dictators, they aren't living, are they

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 29 points 1 day ago

I’m dead inside so I could be the next biggest actor in Afghanistan.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 18 points 1 day ago

At some point it's just going to be easier to ban everything.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago

Well, they're not called the Tali-permit

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

*slow clap*

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

You took a photo of a wall, but there's a little bit of grass showing in the corner. Off with your head!

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

Don't forget all the microorganisms you will be accidentally photographing!

[-] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Are images of anime girls allowed?

Probably not, also many animes have themes they probably don't like.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 4 points 1 day ago

They like harem isekai.

[-] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

It sucks that the people of Afghanistan wouldn’t be able to watch Kill La Kill.

[-] flemtone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

how very backwards of them.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Does that include mud flaps??

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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