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[-] medgremlin@midwest.social 2 points 53 minutes ago

I just finished my surgery rotation for medical school and I saw so many colonoscopies. I have seen the inside of dozens of people's colons and this is a pretty good explanation for what's going on. I could also tell which patients ate a lot of fruit or seeds because there would still be some residual seeds in there after the clean-out prep.

Pro tip: if you are going in for a colonoscopy, ask for the pill form of the prep. Most insurances cover it, it works better, and you don't have to drink the gallon of disgusting fluid.

Also! Colonoscopies are very important! They are the single best tool for detecting and preventing colon cancer. During the scope, if they find any polyps, they get removed and sent for evaluation to see if they are cancerous, pre-cancerous, or benign, and the polyps are basically the seeds of colon cancer. It is recommended to get your first colonoscopy at age 45, unless you have a family history of colon cancer, in which case you would get your first one 10 years younger than the age the family member was diagnosed, or age 45, whichever is younger.

There are the home tests like the cologuard, but that has a 45% false positive rate, and they're only good for 3 years while a colonoscopy is good for 10 years(*) if it comes back normal, so the cologuard ends up being more expensive in the long run. It also only detects the later, more advanced polyps that are more likely to be closer to being cancer, and if it comes back positive, you have to get a colonoscopy anyways. A lot of the false positives come from the fact that it tests for DNA associated with cancer mutations and for microscopic blood in the stool, and they don't tell you if it's positive because of the DNA or the blood, and you can have microscopic amounts of blood in your stool for tons of reasons.

TL;DR: Colonoscopies are very important, and MUCH better than the home test. Talk to your primary care provider about when you should start screening, and if you're over 45, go get scheduled for one now. Colon cancer is a horrible disease, and it's actually quite preventable and easy to catch in the early stages, if you get your colonoscopies on the recommended schedule.

*Addendum: If your colonoscopy detects certain kinds of polyps, or more than a certain number of polyps, you might be on a shorter interval for surveillance scopes to make sure they catch anything before it becomes cancer, and that interval can be anywhere from 3 to 7 years depending on what they found. Also, if you have a family history of colon or rectal cancer, you'll be on a 5 year schedule because you're higher risk.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 1 points 45 minutes ago

mods removing the mildest possible criticism of misogyny in what seems to be a fit of pique, embarrassing

[-] arken@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

This seems like a good opportunity to tell the story of "Balloon man"

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

God bless nurses explaining things in simple term a child can understand.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean -1 for no mention of the poo spoon.

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Spoon? You mean knife?

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

One of life's simple pleasures.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I once held a shit in for a week. Literally 7 days. I was in the hospital and forbidden from using the toilet and using the portable bag toilet in the room with 6 others was not gonna happen so I held it in. Nurses gave me laxatives because they were concerned but I beat them too.

After finally being allowed on the toilet, I basically filled the bowl to the top and clogged the toilet. Yes, it hurt. I now know why and I'm never doing it again.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 5 hours ago

My friend poops once a week. He claims he told his doctor and they said it's "on the edge of normal." It freaks me out though. I'd feel so bloated all the time.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 5 hours ago

Maybe that no poop challenge guy has tips for next time.

[-] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 hours ago

I never realized that this process is basically a biological cold extrusion.

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

That's because it isn't. As was just explained, the shape is pretty much set before the "extrusion die" sphincter comes into play.

[-] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

What are you talking about? The asshole works as a die. Extrusion is about deforming the object, it doesn't have to change its general "shape". If there is plastic deformation, which there is as stated(unless you hold it in unhealthily long), then it counts. You extrude a cylinder with a big cross section to one with a smaller cross section.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago

I think the question OP didn't want to ask was, "does all of this dick in my ass affect my poops?"

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 233 points 1 day ago

This is what we're training LLMs on.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 day ago

"AI," what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Your rectum stretches anyway. It's actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You're thinking anus. -nurse

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 5 hours ago

Be brave and reach in.

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[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 21 hours ago

good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.

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[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.

[-] hactar42@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
  1. Lather
  2. Rinse
  3. Repeat.
[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory"

It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing:

https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png

Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 145 points 1 day ago

Reddit certainly did have it's moments, didn't it?

[-] aquinteros@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

yeah I sort of miss that .. getting shittymorphed too was always a joy

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

He was here when the app shit show first happened

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 74 points 1 day ago

I'll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

[-] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Honestly that is probably the least fucked up infamous Reddit story.

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 76 points 1 day ago

This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!

[-] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 70 points 1 day ago

The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.

Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 18 points 22 hours ago

"gaping rectum" is distinctly ladylike, no?

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