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[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Apparently, the ideal skull is Obama's. I want to study the Don's one though.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 1 points 2 hours ago

Let's hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

OK this one got me. Hook line sinker.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Lol, this isn't even a parody. It's just a very real thing he could say at any moment.

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024

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