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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Hmmm gollums posture is a bit off

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Face down, ass up, that's how I like My Precccccccious

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ayo lmfaoooooooo thats the only way I'd play that mess of a game

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[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Silver the Hedgehog is woke DEI garbage

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Those chonky boots, lol.

I wonder if someone somewhere in the development team had a foot fetish for really big feet, or if it was just a clunky modernization of the Quake guy.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is blob-no-thoughts

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I-was-saying I admit I hated it from the start for the sheer brobro "WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE" grill-broke vibes and when it got popular and got sequels and was everywhere for a while, well, that sucked because even its gameplay mechanics of chest high walls and all that started to be imitated.

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Which marcus? The chonky one is unfair standards. Absolute unit

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

those are some massive honkabonkadonkalonkaboonerificavajuluhooveroos bro

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wonder how his back is holding up with them thangs blob-no-thoughts

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah I always remember to give kakarot a hug. They say it releases oxytocin

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

I kinda wanna start a bit of objectifying game reviewers but I feel like their own insecurities are probably already part of the problem.

[-] sinstrium@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

They do like to reduce male butt and male pecs. Were are our big breasted male heros???

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