Apparently Asmongold even complained about the option to create a character with top scars in some videogame, which by default was turned off. I mean, if you don't want top scars, don't turn that option on.

These anti-woke weirdos always claim they want choice to be able to create the character exactly how they want it to look. But they always draw the line where those choices are also extended to people who are not cis white male. The female character choices should cater to their dick, and god forbid there's a choice to have PRONOUNS!

but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

TAKE.

THAT.

BACK.

I DEMAND Link's bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda

I'm still unironically annoyed that they nerfed Snake's ass in SSBU.

Ever see that edited MCU poster where all the male characters were wagging their asses and Black Widow was just pointing a gun?

No kidding they did that for a fucking T rex. A fucking news rag did that.... For a t rex. A t.... Fucking.... Rex....

Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Shrank his shoulders. Made him look soft

I've seen attempts at this (not for video games specifically but beauty standards in general) and the incelsphere response is that women are valued for their visual signifiers of fertility whereas men are valued for their ability to provide security and resources. But of course that doesn't explain why they are so hyperfocused on their own looks and how it ranks up to other males.

That’s not even a bit, they sometimes do that

I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it's a freaking straightedge.

I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.

They made him look soft. Shrank his shoulders

They beat the bits to the punch "They shrank his shoulders made him look soft." Gamers really are pathetic

"Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest."

gerald of romania should look like fabio and it's woke that he doesnt