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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

In general they have been going on about the feminization of men and bull like that. How many times do you see em compare the T levels of men this generation to that of previous ones. All this talk of soy etc.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Why would I need to slip a little blue pill under my tongue? The fact that im-vegan does this feminization job well enough!

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

They should give them what they want. Just full bara it up, big shoulders, dominant chad posture, ~~everpresent bulge~~, extra body hair and shirtless scenes where he's unnecessarily flexing... granted the same crowd would be furious lmao

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

No kidding they did that for a fucking T rex. A fucking news rag did that.... For a t rex. A t.... Fucking.... Rex....

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Muh historical accuracy

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[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 9 months ago

I'm still unironically annoyed that they nerfed Snake's ass in SSBU.

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

I've seen attempts at this (not for video games specifically but beauty standards in general) and the incelsphere response is that women are valued for their visual signifiers of fertility whereas men are valued for their ability to provide security and resources. But of course that doesn't explain why they are so hyperfocused on their own looks and how it ranks up to other males.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Shit you ever hear discourse on thosr rate me subs? They're obsesses with the so called golden ratio

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[-] someone@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

"Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest."

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 9 months ago

I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it's a freaking straightedge.

I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Based. Not played GW2 in forever but we all know they should be dummy thicc with pecs of steel (but actually) mao-clap

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

They made him look soft. Shrank his shoulders

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They beat the bits to the punch "They shrank his shoulders made him look soft." Gamers really are pathetic i-cant

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Shrank his shoulders. Made him look soft

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

sicko-fem the-boys-are-back-in-town

I DEMAND Link's bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda

👉👈^whatever^ ^size^ ^is^ ^fine^

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[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

gerald of romania should look like fabio and it's woke that he doesnt

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

knight-nod based

wokes destroying everything smh. And make Dandylion show some flesh it's not the 1500s anymore

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I played RDR2 for years but, because of woke, I never once saw a rugged outlaw man's strong bulge that made me go panting

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Comparing every male video game character to Marcus Fenix would really rile up anybody who remembers the cliffyB drama.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I kinda wanna start a bit of objectifying game reviewers but I feel like their own insecurities are probably already part of the problem.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

TAKE.

THAT.

BACK.

peppino-angry

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Hmmm gollums posture is a bit off

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Face down, ass up, that's how I like My Precccccccious

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 9 months ago

Apparently Asmongold even complained about the option to create a character with top scars in some videogame, which by default was turned off. I mean, if you don't want top scars, don't turn that option on.

These anti-woke weirdos always claim they want choice to be able to create the character exactly how they want it to look. But they always draw the line where those choices are also extended to people who are not cis white male. The female character choices should cater to their dick, and god forbid there's a choice to have PRONOUNS!

[-] sinstrium@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

They do like to reduce male butt and male pecs. Were are our big breasted male heros???

[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Silver the Hedgehog is woke DEI garbage

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