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Why Choose? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 7 months ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] officermike@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago
[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

If you're paying rent and a mortgage you should reevaluate your living situation.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

Probably divorced.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

I'm divorcing. I will have to do that for 5ish years.

Not remotely enthusiastic about that, but at least I can afford it.

The real evaluation I did is discovering just how fucked marriage is.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Oh! Oh! That's me!

I'm paying down the mortgage on my trailer and paying rent on the lot it's on.

[-] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

Sounds fucked mate.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 40 points 7 months ago

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 7 months ago

Cropped hentai? Cropped yiff?

Quit being a coward and use the uncropped image.

[-] MattW03@lemmy.ca 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Porn memes are the best memes.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I am once again asking for your porn

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

The internet is for porn🎵

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Not enough memes

[-] mc900ftJesus@lemy.lol 4 points 7 months ago

Satyr Sean Connery?

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Wait, Theres porn on lemmy?

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

But, like how do I find it?

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

lemmyNSFW.com

You can also look for Lemmy Instances here: https://fedi-search.com/

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 7 months ago

Do people use Lemmy for porn? I remember this stereotype about Reddit too and it always seemed like a super strange medium for porn.

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