Anyway, let's talk about how TOTALITARIAN it is that in China you can't just say the most fucked up shit imaginable on the internet free of consequence.

This is the level of engineering that people think is going to colonize Mars?

Nope. I finally peaced out of xitter yesterday. Don't have a big enough following to give a shit anyway.

Turns out the fakest part about Roland Emmerich movies wasn't the aliens or the moon crashing after all, but rather that anyone with power would actually give a shit about any of it happening.

loved ones say you're both straightforward and challenging corruption and broken gov

"uhhh yeah like, my aunt told me you were legit so like, I'm with you sis, ride or die"

I hear shit like this from people IRL all the time. The fact that an enormous sum of people make decisions that (they believe) are critically important because they heard one thing from a person they know or from the TV is what confirms for me that humanity deserves its impending demise.

Alright FIRST of all, Fire has to go to whip because a flaming whip looks badass, 100%

Second, Darkness goes to Dagger because like, duh

Third, Light goes to Sword because it's for normies and it's boring

Fourth, Nature goes to Claws because cats have claws and they're from nature (trust me my cat taught me this he has claws)

Fifth, Ice goes to Shield because you can constantly replenish your Shield as it's damaged

Sixth, Poison goes to Spear in honor of my boy, Prince O'Brien (pour one out)

Seventh, Thunder goes to Bow because that's just sick, you hit an arrow and it's like CHAKOOOOM POW

Eighth, and seriously what the fuck is wrong with y'all, OBVIOUSLY Earth goes to Hammer, I will not budge on this

Ninth, Wind goes to Axe because it goes WOOFSHH when you swang it

Tenth, Water goes to Knuckles because they're both terrible weapons in comparison to the rest

I don't know how it's possible that both Lenin and Schwarzenegger remind me of my dad, but here I am I guess.

Modern Americans are way too chickenshit for a civil war lmao

Truly vile that they flaunt this shit and expect everyone to cheer. This is the modern equivalent of putting heads on pikes in the town center.

Dang it's almost like she was bottom-tier in the 2020 primaries for a fucking reason.