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[-] teletext@reddthat.com 99 points 4 days ago

"Whoever takes the last cup brews a new pot." I think that's already mentioned in the Bible as the "golden rule".

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 64 points 4 days ago

And "whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people's food"

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they'll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like "hey you can take the rest of that coffee". i look at it and it's not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

That's the damned truth

[-] BlackAura@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Iirc that rule was followed here.... The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?

I thought the golden rule is "it's OK if it's in a threeway".

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 60 points 4 days ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago
[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 48 points 4 days ago
HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a teapot
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Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2024 15:01:25 GMT
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418 I'm a teapot
[-] moody@lemmings.world 51 points 4 days ago

Laziness is the mother of invention.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 4 days ago

Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

Forever replacing the job of the intern.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Shouldn't the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?

Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 8 points 4 days ago

I know Solaris when I see it.

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 13 points 4 days ago
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