felons need to work too
well, not this felon, but the headline is still needlessly shitty to convicted felons who've served their sentences and need to work
fdt tho, all the same.
I miss when the onion made satire.
They should hire him full time. Just don't let him slack off on his phone. He is not responsible enough.
You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.
Do you think washing your hands matters when you smell that bad?
They even went so far as to shut down the access for the public, since he is a known sex offender!
I thought it was a make-a-wish thing. To experience how plebs work.
Wish.com Ronald McDonald.
Donald McRonald.
Donald McRonald
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