12:

Corner bite - a balance of crust and content, a display of delayed gratification

Good bite - because you did so well delaying your gratification

Corner bite - because you hope the richness of The Good Bite will transfer somewhat

Navigating the last corner:

• Rotate for a heavily crust>content corner bite - the build up

• Deliberately smaller, last of the crust bite - the set up

Last Good Bite - smaller than The Good Bite but, equally, aren't you clever

X 2

Bread comes in too many different shapes and sizes for this to have a universal answer.

Zero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.

Americans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system

I didn't know sandwiches can bite

One

Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.

From now on, 25. I actually wish there was bread that had the dividing lines

It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.

Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What's the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

I quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.

What if the bread is... Not square?

All of them.

I'm sorry.

(Ingredients-1)^2^ +2

9-12

It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you'd cared about that you'd have realized it's a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I'll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚