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Kamala loses the election, but Joe Biden dies before January. She has to be president for like, 3 weeks, before handing over the whitehouse to Trump. Hillary Clinton has an aneurysm due to jealousy and rage hillgasm

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[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In that 3 weeks Kamala could do something cool, and it would have Presidential immunity, but we all know that a Dem would be too chicken shit to ever wield that power.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Kamala personally gunning down Trump with her glock after two failed attempts would be pretty funny and very amerikkka

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Oh please this is way too funny it would never happen.

[-] screwthisdumbcrap@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

Biden kicks it in early January, giving us 2-3 weeks of Kamala before handing the reins over to Trump. Years of Big Macs and Diet Cokes finally takes it toll and Trump dies in the ensuing months, leading to Vance taking the White House. Year of Four Presidents.

Not my idea, I've heard it floating around.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Even funnier if some Qanon adventure seeker got it into his head Vance is part of the Deep State and had Trump eliminated. So then we have a fifth president after Vance.

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

And trump wins with a minority of votes due to faithless electors.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

she should appoint a vp who does what they wanted mike pence to do

[-] johnbrownn1917@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Trump dying right before election day is still funnier.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both?

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

That thread holds up. Dang it really is the immortal science

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I would watch the Jill Stein reaction video to that.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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