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I have no idea
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I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
L - lemon
R - ribbed
Angry upvote.
I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.
She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"
That sounds straight out of a comedy show.
Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.
The gloves fit on both hands...
Don't disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.
The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.
Yes.
Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
Light flow or Runny flow
I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
For when u got that doom 64 pussy
You win this whole post!
How did you get this photo of my ex?
Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in
What is this, a tampon for ducks?
Coriolis force?
For Australian vaginas
Yes, the Clitoris force
Whats the torque spec on these?
If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.
Shit, where's my socket set gone???
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LIGHT and REGULAR
Yes, but that's no fun.
Why not "rare" and "legendary"?
Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Large and Roided
Large and Really large.
I thought it was "Lemmy" and "Reddit"
Its like Twix
You wouldn't get it
Depends on which way it hangs.
Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."
Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.
The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.
He's clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh
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It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.
Don't worry, they both taste the same.
That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.
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