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submitted 2 years ago by imaginelizard to c/cafe

Joke of the day

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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[-] Naomikho 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Someone already built a python API for lemmy!

I think the Lemmy community will be expanding really fast, really soon. I work with .NET C#, but I used to work with python in uni(altho I was the frontend guy) so combined with the knowledge j can get from the other Lemmy bot repository that someone else shared, maybe I can eventually make a bot for our community 🤔

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 3 points 2 years ago

Nice! Can't wait to have a community bot soonヾ(^-^)ノ

[-] dcx 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Open offer: If anyone writes a script that uses this API to do something useful for monyet.cc, and you can pack it up as a cronjob + python file, we'd be happy to host it for you!

Please get it working and stable on your own machine before handing it to us though. Since this is untrusted python code we have to review your script manually, and I don't want to be doing a million little code reviews...

[-] Naomikho 3 points 2 years ago

👀if you know anyone on r/malaysia that is a dev, it's time to kidnap em here...

[-] weecious 5 points 2 years ago

Almost committed a crime. I finished my lunch, got up and walked away. Only halfway through did i realise my oversight.

Ran as fast as I can back to the stall and apologised to the kakak. She said that there's no need to trouble myself, I can always transfer money to her. Perks of a loyal customer.

[-] imaginelizard 3 points 2 years ago

Good thing you did, otherwise I'm gonna hogtie you already.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 4 points 2 years ago
[-] weecious 2 points 2 years ago

Hnngghh . . . I mean , I didn't. When are you going to hogtie me?

[-] imaginelizard 3 points 2 years ago

You gonna get it when you're home

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[-] Naomikho 2 points 2 years ago

Happened to me once too. Luckily my colleague who ordered from the same stall called me back. 😥

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[-] NeuPanda 3 points 2 years ago

I found the dad joke! <3

[-] Naomikho 3 points 2 years ago

I should sleep before I start getting headaches at work again but I don't want to sleep ;_; I still want to do so many things ~~that isn't my main job~~

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[-] lemmyin 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

do y'all still wear masks when out and about? I like that I don't have to deal with overzealous nose hair every two days with it on

[-] Naomikho 2 points 2 years ago

It has really become a habit for me that I sometimes continue to wear masks in the car(I wear masks for long hours at work, so I'm pretty used to it) and my family/friends will question why I'm still wearing a mask 😂

[-] imaginelizard 2 points 2 years ago

Slowly phasing out right now. I don't wear them as often outdoors if there aren't a lot of people, but I still wear them when it's crowded or indoors.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 2 points 2 years ago

Only when crowded indoor space like mall or something, otherwise i don't wear it anymore as i'm always i place with good ventilation or with no crowd.

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[-] Naomikho 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mods, how did you guys set the daily jokes in the daily chat threads on Reddit? Did the bot allow you to set it every day, or do you guys run some prepared script?

Who do I ping here ;_;

[-] a_HerculePoirot_fan 3 points 2 years ago

I change it manually under "Scheduled Posts" every day.

[-] Naomikho 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So it's some kind of UI that allows you to edit text? I gotta figure out that part then... I need to find a way to make the Bot accept(read) some kind of command through the UI at least. Thanks!

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[-] cendawanita@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

@imaginelizard wah lau buka sembang right at midnight ka

[-] imaginelizard 2 points 2 years ago

Ya la, because no bot to help me schedule the post while I sleep. Have to do things manually

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[-] Sync 1 points 2 years ago

I'm starting to like lemmy. Browsing this, lemmy.world and one more site. Pretty cool.

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