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I work in a public school district and i visit about a dozen different schools. Bosses are making us share our calendars, thinking they'll be able to track us and catch us doing something wrong. I'm planning to add "started my period" every couple of weeks. Are there other good outlook tricks to fuck with them?

ETA- This is my work calendar, not my personal calendar. I know that seems reasonable but it's being done as a petty micromanagement tactic. There are about 20 of us in my department who drive from school to school every day working with kids with physical disabilities. They don't just want to know when we're in meetings - they want every minute of our day to be accounted for - 8 to 830 school A, 840 to 11 school B, etc. I go to 14 schools. If my kid at school A is absent or if i get a call from school J that i need to stop by to fix a wheelchair, am I supposed to pull over and update my calendar so they can find me? I could spend an hour a day in parking lots editing my calendar. Most days i eat lunch in my car between schools. Last year they made a rule that we can't carry to-go cups because it looks like we have enough free time to drive thru Starbucks. It's just to be controlling.

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[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago

Sooo many awesome suggestions here for you, OP!

One thing I don't think I've seen yet, is that you should create your calendar events as barebones as possible and then edit them to add each additional detail. This will notify everyone else attached of the updates to your event, every time you update any of them.

[-] KeepFlying@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Don't add anything new to your calendar, just add them and they can see it's useless for the purpose they want. When they complain, mention the checkin system and that you need to be called. Or just a generic "School Visits" event that isn't specific to each location.

Make sure you have other evidence you're actually working. Make sure people see you at each location so you have witnesses if your boss complains.

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

What I don’t understand about this thread:

Each Gmail has its own calendar attached to it. My Phone’s calendar app supports multiple independent calendars displayed at the same time.

Why not use your work email to make a work calendar and a personal email to make a personal calendar? You can see both but your boss only sees the work one. That doesn’t seem unreasonable to me?

[-] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

It is my work calendar. The issue is that they want every minute of our work day scheduled. I edited the post to explain.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Yeah I'm just confused. How would they know whether or not you're sharing your personal calendar with them?

[-] Today@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They want my work calendar shared. I edit my post to explain.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

this must be a new thing. my old boss just posted on LinkedIn about keeping calendars visible for seemly no reason

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago

I'd advise saturating him with an excessive amount of information. If he wants details, give him 10 times to many. Pollute every day with 50 status reports. Just keep on piling it on. If your boss decides to drive you crazy, then drive him even crazier.

[-] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Generate random events using AI and spam her.

[-] sleepmode@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago

Had to do similar for a micromanager that thought I was lying about my start times. He started calling asking where I was seemingly randomly. Then I saw him driving around one day in the lot swiveling his head around and realized he thought I was clocking in from home. (At the time I’d been occasionally parking about a mile away and hoofing it so my fat ass could get steps in before work. I explained this but he didn’t believe it).

So from then on if I didn’t feel like exercising I’d mark my arrival and hide my car somewhere in the lot behind trailers, a big dumpster, etc. and watch him drive around searching trying to catch me out. Then I’d see him find my car and shake his head. He knew what was up then. He stopped stalking my calendar and me after a couple days of that.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 108 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  • Spam personal fake notes everywhere. "Joey's little league game", "Call dentist" and make completely useless ones like "remember the thing" for maximum annoyance.
  • Add obscure religious holidays and random countries' national festivities. "Bhutan Losar day. Get decorations."
  • Put in washed up celebrities' birthdays "David Hasselhoff's b-day".
  • Include random bad album release anniversaries. "18 year release anniversary of Kid Rock - Live Trucker".
  • Register inaccurate astrological milestones with random advice. "Leo ascending in Pluto. Good day for new beginnings".
  • Every once in a while add events that are just random characters such as "HERDBhbcdbcnn nnnnnnnn" which you can later claim were added accidentally from your pocket.
  • Make sure some of the events are written IN ALL CAPS
  • Be lavish with your use of exclamation marks!!!!!1!!111
  • Occasionally add reviews of your day scheduled for a few hours later as if using the calendar as a diary, including details about health conditions and sex life. "Rough day today.. had a lot of work and didn't want to get frisky because of the hemmorhoids"
  • Write down random math calculations here and there that suggest you are confusing the calendar with an excel spreadsheet "=27.5/3"
  • Include the most bland and sad motivational quotes every couple of days with several typos as if written ina rush: "YO cndo it!!!" "YOU WILL ALEAYS BE BEeeTIFUL, gril. Ownit!!!"
  • Add fake Google search queries as if confusing the calendar with your search bar "cheap viernamese restaurant charlottesville" "how dolphins swim so fast ND jump"

Extra bonus points if you can invite him to the "events" and get the calendar to send him push notifications for occasional 5:30 am "wake up early for the thing". If he accuses you of bad faith for inviting him, tell him it's the default and you keep forgetting to remove him.

Not only will this annoy him, it will render the system impossible to supervise and you can always claim you ALWAYS organize your personals through your calendar and this "is just how i organize".

Good luck and give em hell.

Edit: Elaborated and more ideas

Edit 2: Few more ideas.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Remember the thing! 🤣🤣

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 19 hours ago
  • Put in washed up celebrities' birthdays "David Hasselhoff's b-day".
  • Include random bad album release anniversaries. "18 year release anniversary of Kid Rock - Live Trucker".

Make sure they're correct though, shitty boss is bound to share your love for kid rock and the hoff.

[-] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

David Hasselhoff's b-day

July 17, for your convenience

[-] Today@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

I love these! Thank you! When we take a personal day we now have to invite her to it in our calendar. I think I'll be taking some extremely personal days.

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[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

You are petty and disagreeable to overreaching management, I love you.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 23 points 1 day ago

Best part is, public school teachers are basically unfireable in most parts of the developed western world for anything short of Child endangerment, so they probably can get away with all of this and more. :D

Ily2

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[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 15 points 23 hours ago

Don't forget to use tasks too. Spams your bosses task list with random stuff and reminders all the time.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Nice! I didn't know that!

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[-] gex@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Add your driving to/from schools to the calendar, turn by turn

  • 9:21 - Leave parking lot, turn to Capital Blvd and drive 420 ft
  • 9:22 - Turn right towards Trawick Rd and drive 2.5 miles
  • 9:27 - Turn left, enter parking lot
[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 19 points 22 hours ago

"pulled over to put following comments in calendar"

[-] Today@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Right? I got a call on a new first grader who showed up at school in a baby stroller. I thought, "huh, should i look for a wheelchair and class chair for him and rush over to get him set up for his first day of school? or sit here and update my calendar for each stop in that process? Visit school A to meet kid. Visit school b to look for wheelchair. Visit school c to find wheelchair. Visit my garage to clean wheelchair. Visit tire shop to air up tires on wheelchair. Visit school A to deliver and fit wheelchair."

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Make sure to turn on "at time of event" reminders for every single one, then turn your own phone/pc to DND mode so bitch boss's only way to make them shut up is unshare the calendar

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 3 points 15 hours ago

Pretty sure thats not a normal outlook setting. If boss added the calander to his phone maybe. But doubt it.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago

It might not be default, but I know it works for shared calendars because someone started adding things to my department calendar with the reminder turned on, and I suddenly started getting EVERY SINGLE ONE on my computer.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago

I didn't know your could do that! Perfect!

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[-] urquell@lemm.ee 21 points 22 hours ago

Resign, it will be better for both

[-] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 11 hours ago

Not unless another job is secured.

Otherwise, never resign. Do bare minimum, make them do their job.

Fuck 'em

[-] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Yeah. I'm shifting from "I'm outta here!" to "Fuck it. They can try to fire me."

[-] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 9 hours ago

Exactly... Make these clowns earn their fucking wages.

Make them uncomfortable withim the bounds the employment policy.

While you do this, obvi plan that exit.

In Asymmetric engagement with a bad faith actor that is still bound by some rules, flip the rules on them;)

[-] Today@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Exploring options. Love my job and my team, but everyone above my immediate supervisor sucks! They take these director and Asst. Superintendent jobs to bump up their 'five high pay years' before retirement, even though they're not qualified.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Add a bunch of just normal things and then right in the middle:

10:45 - Rectal exam

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago

1300 rectal exam

1700 rectal exam

2245 rectal exam

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

self- rectal exam

Just like checking your breasts for lumps, the fight against colon cancer begins at home.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, "self rectal exam" was the first thing I thought about.

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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago

The only one here so far not likely to immediately get you in trouble is the one about setting calendar reminders. By default, everyone with access to the event gets the alert with the event reminder.

Also, just being stupidly stringent with your time logging. 10:03-10:17 Gas, 8.9gal, $XX.XX to start pushing for (increased) mileage compensation.

Log every minute you go over time. It's a wonderful way to make managers twitchy.

Also, there are certain things you could reasonably expect them to want logged with this that legally they are not allowed to ask for. Not "Took a big fat steamer", what are you, 12? But "Bathroom" 1:10-1:15, and dare them to challenge it on the record. If they do, take it up the chain "I felt pressured to include this information in my time logs and now I'm being judged for it". That should raise alarm bells with anyone up above them.

Most of all, chill out. Just keep your shit in order and keep moving on. No reason to jeapordize your employment for pettiness.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Yeah. I really need to learn how to let things go and stop being petty, but I just can't stand her stupid lying face! "Share your calendar so we can find you if there's an emergency." Well, you could call me or you could use the multi million dollar emergency alert system that i sign into at every building.

[-] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago

If you're not in the clock, then there is no emergency you could respond to.

I don't understand this "work ethics" of US americans to be available 24/7. Just don't and you don't habe to complain vor be petty.

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[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Does your boss fish? If not, this might look disturbing to him.

Five Guys Hooker tournament 2-4. Entry: $75. Min length: 8". Biting = Big O

Fishing tournament sponsored by Five Guys from 2-4pm. Entry fee is $75. Any fish under 8" don't count towards total weight. "Big O" lure is expected to perform well.

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