David Hasselhoff's b-day

July 17, for your convenience

Do not ask for whom the gay frog coughs;

it coughs for thee

My feet started sweating

How else will your stillsuit reclaim your water?

Hey, get real

You Sagittariuses sure are a contentious people!

Princess Penelope Scribblefarts

you all are really chairing me up

you know... I think I saw a comment on here not too long ago about this kind of thing as well.

What I learn from this is that if I eat spoiled eggs, I have a 2/3 chance of ending up in Cancun or backpacking across Europe. Brb

"The boogie man hates it when you grab daddy a beer"

person (like a doctor or clown)

doctor clowns

"Dave"