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[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.

[-] seth@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

At those prices, they've gotten a taste of their own medicine. Highway robbery.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago
[-] OleDoxieDad@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Is there a Facebook market place in England? Asking for a cheese loving friend of mine.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Big pimpin spendin cheese.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

They raided a dispensary a few hours before this

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

hijacking a truck full of crackers

They'll never catch me!

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago
[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

They made a quick Gouda way

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 22 hours ago

Even if it becomes a crime brie.

I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I'm 83.

[-] Samdell@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 1 day ago

Another foodstuff heist for the record, line it up with the classic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

A day that will live in Canadian Infamy

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

crimes in Skyrim be like

[-] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.

But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Uh.

Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?

[-] Superfool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I'll see myself out.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It’s not easy bein’ cheesy

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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