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[-] underisk@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

"Independent advocacy group of McDonald's owners" independent from what? The businesses they own are literally dependent on McDonalds.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

porky-scared B-b-but at those wages we'll have to raise our prices to unsustainable levels!

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porky-happy to maintain our $13 billion in profit last year

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Look at this guy trying to maintain profits rather than grow them infinitelycapitalist-laugh

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

What was the calculation, that if they increased every employees' pay by $10/hour that would be completely balanced out by a raise on the big Mac price by 5 cents or something?

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

It could be more than balanced out by turning executives into unpaid interns

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Or into vegan burgers

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 year ago

Tell ya what McD's, let's do it anyway and if it turns out to actually be devastating, I owe you a coke.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I owe you a coke

Bold of you to assume they wouldn't raise their Coke prices to $3 trillion per Coke just for you

[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Massive corporation loses money. So sad ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

no-workers rate of profit declining????

[-] raven@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Not even, the franchise just posted record profits.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

deeper-sadness rate of profit not declining

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

what is that face from?

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

As a former McDonald's grill-burnee/customer punching bag/nickel a year raise receiver/fry cook let me say, I'm very hopeful that they're right

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

oh no not a financial blow to a $200,000,000,000 company. won't someone think of the hundred-billionaires!?

[-] heiferlips@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

bless their hearts

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