Am I the only Trekkie without a Bat'leth in my house?
...should I get one?
get one? a real trekkie forges their one from meteorite steel
You're so right. I have embarrassed myself.
Shame to you….and your houuuuse!
I don’t have one either. :)
Groovy.
Depends. Are you a fan of honor?
Yes, and glory.
Just looked one up on etsy, a good one is like $200 give or take. Seems a bit pricey I'm sure it will be high quality.
Mom: We have bat'leths at home
tapes together some butter knives and a wooden spoon
You're certainly not the only one considering getting one after this post
I don't have it either
But I 3D printed a d’k tahg. Can I keep my Trekkie license?
More like someone put some skittles on the bat'leth and now the handles are all sticky.
The handle of my bat'leth is always sticky
You mean some honorable people out there.
They want to help your kids become warriors for the empire! Qapla'!
Found GLORY in your kids' Skittles.
Ftfy
I opened my bag of Bat'leths and only found skittles!
You should try Oops! All Bat'Leths it's the best.
This is how they turn your child into Jeffrey.
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