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[-] drspod@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 weeks ago

If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 15 points 2 weeks ago

Can I use the Linux cracker to remove my Activate Ubuntu watermark?

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but you need to accept all cookies when prompted

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

Guess I'll stay on a diet after this

[-] AHasshacked@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

fucking ubuntu has "activate" watermark? what a joke

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

Noo it was a joke XD

..but you can install it https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux

(though I believe they have an Ubuntu premium motd or something like that)

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fatal Error: Flour.h not found

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

sudo apt install libflour

Reading package lists... Done

Building dependency tree

Reading state information... Done

The following packages have unmet dependencies:

libflour-3.2.3-23 : Depends: crackers-2.52-29 but it is not going to be installed

E: Unmet dependencies. Try 'apt --fix-broken install' with no packages (or specify a solution).

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United's packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own

[-] atmur@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

i'm on a diet, i'll just take the crackers

sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I decompiled the kernel

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sandwich Calcium Cracker

bone~~hurtingjuice~~healingcrackers?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's a little package sitting on top of a big package. It's the slim model.

[-] Morphit@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago

For thin clients?

[-] Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

German laundry detergent

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
#!/bin/bash

if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
   sudo "$0" "$@"
   exit $?
fi

for i in {1..10}; do
    echo "Eating ... $i"
    eat
done
[-] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hecking naraya. I didn't know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Perfect to go with GNU

A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

[-] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman

[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie

[-] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I eat Arch btw.

Also what kind of distro is "chocolate cream"?

[-] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Free = libre, not gratis

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

thai one on

[-] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm doas team and now I feel hungry

this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
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