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[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 weeks ago

My Chinese engineer specifies Fake Shake, mixed with 40% oatmeal by weight for optimal compression load.

In the whole.

And don't slam on the breaks in your car while doing it.

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is an awesome idea

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fill to the brim with turds

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like this is a lot of work to avoid using a poop knife?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

Saddam Hussein?

[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Do you have any enemies?

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The whole thing

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] kfoo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 4 points 3 weeks ago

Skelleton >:D

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a big fan of concealing doll heads behind drywall. The local hobby shop used to sell half-heads (just the face and neck, including eyes), so that was my go-to.

It was also a hard to fix drywall job, so it looks a little janky. It's almost guaranteed that the next owner rips out that section and finds her.

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[-] Hegar@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Rebury the disarticulated ochre-painted bones of an important deceased community member!

Under the house is the best place for them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%87atalh%C3%B6y%C3%BCk

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pictures of you pooping

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

A can of tuna.

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