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[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 47 minutes ago

If Smell-o-Vision was a thing, everyone would think Trump smelled like pine trees and ocean spray, because that's what he'd pay them to broadcast, or else refuse to allow himself to be broadcast on their networks.

The guy slathers on so much fake tan, he looks like he's wearing black-face. His only genuine characteristic is his inability to stop the senility from coming out of his mouth.

[-] Magister@lemmy.world 32 points 8 hours ago

Steve Jobs never showered, even when he started to work at Atari, he was moved to night shift because all his colleagues said he stank badly. He said that his body cannot have foul odours because he was eating only fruits, or something like that. This is why he died BTW, he thought that he could cure his cancer by eating some stuff and not the other.

Reek does not stop cult people.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I love the fact that he died of his own stupidity also cancer

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 8 hours ago

Reek does stop the general public, and a cult can't win an election alone.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

All past evidence aside you mean?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 49 points 11 hours ago

Republicans took to the streets in adult diapers when it was revealed that their geriatric rapist felon wannabe god had to use diapers, with the rallying cry "REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS". Never assume that their degeneracy has an upper limit because they'll prove you wrong the next day.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 5 points 10 hours ago

When even abdl people are going stop that, you're being cringe, you know you've gone off the deep end.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

we ain’t crinklin no more

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

Say what now? It’s not even Trump season, and I’m still reading stuff that is so absurd it should be a joke. During Covid times, it was common to read the weirdest things and think: “yeah, that might as well happen”. This time though, I really have to ask if that really did happen.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 3 points 4 hours ago

You do have to look at the merch tables with a grain of salt though, as many of them know Trump is in a dementia spiral and losing his marbles. They also know that his rally goers will buy just about anything and are more than happy to pretend for their $$$.

[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

If that feel-bad-for-people part of me didn't work on overdrive I'd be out there with tables and sites full of merch pandering to these braindead (brainwashed?) morons

"a fool and his money are soon parted"

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

Yep. That’s about the same level of amazing that I used to bump into on a daily basis. So, are we about to have another season of “you never imagined this would happen, but here we are”.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

I thought the same thing. I guess we live in a society?

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

😂 OK, that may as well happen. What’s next? Evil magic zombies wouldn’t surprise me.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

We already have trump supporters.

[-] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Nor Joe, I imagine the smell of days old flower pot water. Like the flower shops near cemeteries. “Old people smell”.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 53 minutes ago

Good thing Joe isn't running, huh?

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Trump smells like that PLUS diaper urine smell, so: nice try

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

You underestimate the power of the antivax covid cult wing of WoP. They can't taste after full covid, therefore they can't smell... pitchfork hillbillies prevail to war on women and minorities as the true neo Nazis.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

Bold of you to assume his cult gives a shit.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

"But he tells it like it is!" they say.

Then you listen Trump giving s speech and telling 4 outright lies in the first 3 rambling sentences.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

“By the end of his term, Trump had accumulated 30,573 untruths during his presidency — averaging about 21 erroneous claims a day.”

source

Anyway, those numbers are kinda impressive… in the saddest way possible… But I don’t think I’ve ever heard of any politician coming even close.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I just tell the people who quote that line that they're a fucking moron. Then they get all offended about 'telling it like it is'.

He lies, grifts and rapes. And they somehow have the nerve to draw parallels with other more distinguished politicians.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Doesn't matter when their noses smell a shit

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Jurassic Park has a moment where Ellie Sattler is literally elbow deep in triceratops poop. It was a pile of poop as big as a person.

..........so, my question is, if dog shit smells different than cat shit, then how would directors know which scent of shit would best accentuate that scene's full realistic immersion?

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 10 points 11 hours ago

Dogs are omnivores, while cats were until recently carnivores. Triceratops is a herbivore, so it would have likely smelled more like a dog's. Probably not that much different than a cow's.

[-] Aphelion@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Cats are carnivores.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

while cats were until recently carnivores

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You've never seen the ingredients list to dry cat food have you...

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