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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by kwozyman@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I've noticed some usernames around Lemmy in almost all communities I follow that create several new posts daily and comment in almost all topics. I'm very curious, how do you have so much time on your hands?

This question's been eating at me for some time, but I didn't want to directly ask in any of the threads or message the users because I don't to single anyone out, I'm just very curious. <3

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[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

I work in IT.

[-] renegadespork@lemmy.blahaj.zone 115 points 1 week ago
[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 24 points 1 week ago

Corpos be lurking, trying to catch me postin' dirty

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They see me postin'
They hatin'
Patrolling and trying to catch me postin dirty

[-] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 10 points 1 week ago

"Tryin' to catch me..." [server error - Please contact the Site Admins for support]

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

Homeless, I just spend all day at the public library. Where do we go to to trade in all the upvotes for cash?

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Either the Dennies or under the 4th st bridge.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

That's perfect, that's where I communicate to people what the voices are telling me! I expect they'll just start showering me with money when I begin the ritual ejaculation.

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

ITT: none of the power posters I was thinking of. Suspiciously silent now, eh?

[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

🤣 Abso_lutely_ none of the usual suspects have chimed in here.

[-] classic@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Right? There are a handful of users that I'd expect here but don't see

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

@ThePicardManuever probably too busy posting to respond.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 week ago

I've averaged 4-5 comments a day since I made my account. Probably not who you're asking about but I'll bite.

I'm a SysAdmin/Systems Engineer- My work tends to be feast or famine in terms of how busy things get, and there's often times where I just have to "babysit" a long running process or script. Also times where I just need to clear my head so I can approach a problem a different way.

[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

I have a similar job, but I have been in the unfortunate position to be swamped with work for the past month or so.

I have had one task that needed babysitting in the past 3 weeks, and I was so busy that I was jumping between tasks at that point.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

Quality control manager in a fabrication shop. A lot of my job is waiting for machines to do their thing.

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Different job, but same scenario. I hook things up to a machine, run it an hour, swap the next units in, repeat until done. Sometimes there's other stuff to do, but the basic job is mostly waiting.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

I poop... A lot.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago

Unemployed. I was a software dev, but it has been hard for me to get a job for last 1.5 years. It sucks. Currently, working to set up a small horticulture farm.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago

Linux, the answer is obviously Linux.

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm a spy for Facebook and or the Russian/US government. Maybe something to do with China on the side too, not sure. In my free time I shill BP products to the children in my neighbourhood and have a passive income clubbing seals during my winter break. Due to a debilitating sense of laziness, I invite food delivery workers into my home and have my way with them in lieu of payment. At night I climb unto my roof to look at the star(s) whilst perching over the street and mutter to any night joggers about being vengeance incarnate. My interests include anime, dog-walking, and folding paper cranes.

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

2 of my jobs are food service and the third one is retail.

Fucking kill me.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't have a title per se, but I can say that I work with information security and vast amounts of data. I have ADHD so doing "mindless" things like quipping on Lemmy, sudoku and word search puzzles helps me think. It is also why I often comment with images. So I might be commenting or shitposting, but in the back of my head I am thinking about how to restructure a query so that it will return in seconds rather than minutes.

EDIT: It is also why most comments are edited. I comment now and return to spell/grammar check later (if at all).

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

"IT Support".
Shore support specialist for this production system (server cluster) used offshore. I spend most of my time "available, on standby".

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[-] Elextra@literature.cafe 11 points 1 week ago

Nurse manager. I browse when I wake and during dinner. Sometimes during work breaks. I don't really post. Mostly comment. Doesn't take long to comment

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 1 week ago

Well, I'm also posting in !chronicillness@lemmy.world. I think that says everything.

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago
[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

The question has been eating at you for some time, not since some time.

Also, I've wondered the exact same thing. I never recalled seeing such prolific cross community posters on reddit, but here it seems they're all over the place.

[-] kwozyman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The question has been eating at you for some time, not since some time.

Thank you, fixed!

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago
[-] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Guys, guys, guys...I need the name calling, the insults, the strawman arguments, the DRAMA...what is this "Thanks" and "no problem" crap all about?

/s if it wasn't obvious

Edit: Apparently one person doesn't have a sense of humor. Yay!

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You've heard of the Dark Web, right? Welcome to the Light Web.

[-] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Reddit was like that 15 years ago.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

apprentice bench jeweler, but during the day all i really do is wait on customers so i end up with WAY too much free time. i get to make all sorts of cool shit tho!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Remote work to a slow computer.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Professional procrastinator, PhD

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago

I own a couple small companies, and I blow off steam with Lemmy when I have time.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 1 week ago

hundreds overall? You say several per day. I easily do that. Thats not even a lot. Now if you mean hundreds per day then woa. Anyway I am currently unemployed. EDITED - ok posts several a day and comments on everything. That is a lot. I read it wrong initially.

[-] menemen@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I am a model, I do hydologic and hydraulic simulations. So I often have 1-5 minutes that I have to wait for the PC. The work related stuff to do during the waiting periods is limited.

[-] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Are you a physical model or computer model. I didn't know when they started using AI on hydraulic models this would happen 😲

Btw. Can I know how can I get a job like yours. I'm looking for remote works in around a year with a PhD on hydrology related degree. I have good programming skills, and good hydrology/hydraulic knowledge.

[-] menemen@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nowadays I work in urban hydrology and lead our team for general planning/asset management and data management of utilities company for a city in germany. I did my phd in river hydrology and hydrometeorology.

I have to admit modelling nowadays is only ~30% of my job. I oftentimes wished that I would do more modelling, but thus is life I guess. Should still consider myelf lucky that I manage to still do that much modelling, thanks to my team being very competent, thus allowing me to manage with a very low hierarchy and still do some work myself (the pay gap is also quite small, so I guess that is fair).

But remote work is difficult in that business. We allow a maximum of 50% and only 1-2 days per week for leading positions.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

I push buttons on computers and wait for things to be done. Sometimes I have to look and find out why the button push didn't do the thing.

In other words, IT.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm a lumberjack in Antarctica when I'm not moonlighting as a future historian.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Eh, I don't really want to get into it on my main, but I do have way too much time. I didn't plan it this way, I swear.

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