good to go ✅
I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.
I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.
I'd rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.
Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention
Oh I'm SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.
Actually the Hitler stash is a-ok
Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache
A chart of the 35 genders
Walrus is what haters who can't grow one call the Selleck.
wet noodle not allowed... unbelievable.
The fact that they have a bunch of goatees that would definitely break the seal, but not weird long mustaches that could just be gently tucked into a mask, is funny
While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….
I try to keep it very short though
I don't like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn't an option I'd have a gay little pencil mustache.
I mean, there's a reason for this, and it's backed up by research ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯
Hulihee Du Bois
Gasmasks are the reason shitler adopted his toothbrush moustache, thusly ruining it generations to come
Villain
Beard life. Whenever I get to SCUBA dive, I have to goop my mustache all up with Vaseline so the mask will seal.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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