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s patch ✅ lampshade ✅ zorro ✅ stubble ❌NO❌

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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh I'm SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Actually the Hitler stash is a-ok

[-] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

wet noodle not allowed... unbelievable.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

The fact that they have a bunch of goatees that would definitely break the seal, but not weird long mustaches that could just be gently tucked into a mask, is funny

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

josus-stalin good to go ✅

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Walrus is what haters who can't grow one call the Selleck.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….

I try to keep it very short though

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache

[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

A chart of the 35 genders

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Hulihee Du Bois

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I mean, there's a reason for this, and it's backed up by research ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I'd rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.

I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] landlords_morghulis@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Literally 2084

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn't an option I'd have a gay little pencil mustache.

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Gasmasks are the reason shitler adopted his toothbrush moustache, thusly ruining it generations to come

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Beard life. Whenever I get to SCUBA dive, I have to goop my mustache all up with Vaseline so the mask will seal.

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