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Mine is this and Leela’s “oh lord.” I mean, there are so many, but those two top the charts.

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[-] LennethBright@artemis.camp 59 points 1 year ago

I love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".

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[-] DudeBro@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!

it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.

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[-] RoseTwiddler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 year ago

"Good news, everyone!" by far.

[-] Agingtoofast@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago

I weirdly never picked that one up. I’ll have to work it into my meetings.

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[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago

Shut up baby, I know it.

Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode

[-] shzammm@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

I pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out

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[-] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago
[-] Agingtoofast@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Lol such a good one

[-] Muun@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[-] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

The amount of times I've shouted this at my coworkers when they are working at hights is ridikkerous.

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I frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

I am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.

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[-] derf82@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago
[-] Agingtoofast@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

DOOOOMMMMEEEDDD

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago

I'm 40% used lines!

And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.

[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.

Pretty much any time I think of the moon, or whaling. Or harpoons. Or tunes.

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[-] BowserBasher@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.

[-] douz0a0bouz@midwest.social 23 points 1 year ago

Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.

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[-] scrawny_clown_snatch@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"

"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"

And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

"To shreds, you say?"

[-] all-knight-party@kbin.cafe 18 points 1 year ago

Tell my wife I said... "Hello".

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago

Neat!

Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:

"-Our universe is DOOMED!

-DOOOOMEEEED!!"

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[-] Sektor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Bender with the over the top theatrical voice: LET'S GO ALREADY!

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[-] Thepoopmuchacho@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

"Do a flip"

Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course

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[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"

[-] torvusbogpod@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice

[-] Agingtoofast@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

My manwich!!!

[-] espais@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

I'm a big fan of this one from the new season

"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"

Also

"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"

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[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "

"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

Also

"How delightfully absurd"

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"

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[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Hot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"

Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.

[-] CatsGoMOW@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:

“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”

“Shut up baby, I know it!”

That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”

“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”

[-] Auduras@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Death by Snu Snu

[-] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.

[-] zoostation@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Time makes fools of us all.

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[-] justreadingby@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

“Yuh filty crab!”

[-] HWK_290@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aww, somebody like snouts

Is it me?

When the cat inhales his dinner

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[-] June@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Fry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.

Good news everyone is the real one though.

[-] soupspoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If I'm feeling happy and gettin productive I tend to sing "bend it bend it just a little bit, and take it easy hmm hmm hm hm hmm"

I guess since I don't know much more of the song I start humming but I love that song

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