after I left Reddit, I forgot entirely (until now) about this one sub that served to aggregate all of these like inappropriately sexual or sultry selfies and snaps ostensibly cishetero dudes would post with captions purported to be about like missing their dad, or remembering the troops, or thinking about world hunger or whatever. like usually while sitting and having painstakingly arranged and molded their sweatpants to show the outline of their half-turgid beefhonk, but just enough so they might be able to post it on social media.

I can't remember what it was called and like 80% of the content was one completely fucked up dude who made posts like this daily, so was a complete goldmine.

Feel like dick rubbing on memorial plaque is in bad taste, but what do i know

which hole is he going to put the big flag in

Dork