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Woah, didn't realize Xi visited Matt Christman!
white monkey dream job
But santa, you wear red and give out toys for free. 
he over works elves and gives gifts to rich kids, he's a nordic social democrat
Imagine if Santa means tested gift giving?
He also looks like he just made the 5th place in a Karl Marx cosplay competition
Yeah we see you you flying jackass. The war on christmas can't last forever. You have to evade anti-aircraft fire every year, we've only got to dome Blitzen one time and it's over for you.
We have only to be lucky once, you will have to be lucky always.
when the elves ask for an 8-hour workday
More proof that Santa Claus is a CIA op designed to get kids used to living in a surveillance state!
living in a surveillance state
that's basically any conservative christian household tbh
Of course western santa is anti communist, Ded Moroz would never do such a thing
That’s ok…science will bring me presents!
Did you know that communism was invented by the Ukrainian Jewish Catholic Monk Lev Thissed in 1457?
10 years hard labour
I only need 10 minutes
that whole acct has been having a week long cope session over endorsing trump lmao, 80% of its replies are from crypto grifters
That is clearly a revisionist pretenting to be Comrade Claus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1jdTqqWtk
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Well yeah, we're mad that rich kids get more presents. We WILL distribute them equally.
Obviously. We boycott bourgie Santa Claus and are being in good graces of Дед Мороз
Santa? All my homies get gifts from Dead Moroze
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
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