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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

Yeah we see you you flying jackass. The war on christmas can't last forever. You have to evade anti-aircraft fire every year, we've only got to dome Blitzen one time and it's over for you.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

We have only to be lucky once, you will have to be lucky always.

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 58 points 1 day ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago

Woah, didn't realize Xi visited Matt Christman!

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

white monkey dream job

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

The man dressed in red who gives gifts based on need and virtue? Sounds like he's a commie himself and trying to throw off the scent.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Christmas is actually leftist infighting

[-] THEPH0NECOMPANY@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago
[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

I HOLD THE LINE AT HALLOWEEN!!

[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago

But santa, you wear red and give out toys for free. thonk

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 day ago

he over works elves and gives gifts to rich kids, he's a nordic social democrat

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Imagine if Santa means tested gift giving?

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

He also looks like he just made the 5th place in a Karl Marx cosplay competition

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago

Well yeah, we're mad that rich kids get more presents. We WILL distribute them equally.

[-] jUzzo6@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

Obviously. We boycott bourgie Santa Claus and are being in good graces of Дед Мороз

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

pepe-silvia More proof that Santa Claus is a CIA op designed to get kids used to living in a surveillance state!

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

living in a surveillance state

that's basically any conservative christian household tbh

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

Santa travels around the world freely while the elves are in extreme weather 430 miles away from any landmass. Its not like they can just walk outta there. Its the perfect place to do slave labor disgost

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

when the elves ask for an 8-hour workday

10 years hard labour

I only need 10 minutes

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

that whole acct has been having a week long cope session over endorsing trump lmao, 80% of its replies are from crypto grifters

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

That’s ok…science will bring me presents!

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago

Of course western santa is anti communist, Ded Moroz would never do such a thing

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago
[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 17 points 1 day ago

Did you know that communism was invented by the Ukrainian Jewish Catholic Monk Lev Thissed in 1457?

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago

That is clearly a revisionist pretenting to be Comrade Claus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1jdTqqWtk

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