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[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 7 months ago

The one ring is sitting on the transporter room floor

"Mr. O'Brien, beam it into the fires! Destroy it!"

"No"

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 7 months ago

It is... Precious to me.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 45 points 7 months ago

"Captain, this seems like a gross violation of both the Prime Directive and the Temporal Prime Directive"

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't this violate the prime directive? Or if the captain fucks an elf is it ok then?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Starfleet makes an exception for elf romance.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago

What do you think the Elven ships are?

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It's more of a prime suggestion

[-] CUmush@fedia.io 16 points 7 months ago

better flush the pattern buffer a couple of times just to be sure

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 months ago

Depending on how far it was to Mt Doom, they totally would've searched for a scifi way to destroy the ring first. Probably involving reversing polarity and inverting tachyons.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Trois would be too exposed to the influence of the ring. If she got a hold of it there's a real chance they'd fail miserably even with teleporters.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 2 points 7 months ago

Don't they have some device that can conduct heat as hot as mt doom?

[-] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

In the books they pretty much confirm it takes more than just heat to destroy the One Ring.

Good forges burn hotter than lava, and dragonfire even hotter still, yet Gandalf said that the biggest, baddest dragon who ever lived Ancalagon the Black (who makes Smaug look like a whimpy little butterfly in comparison) wouldn't be able to harm the One Ring.

It's the magical tie to Orodruin/Mount Doom that allows for its destruction.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

and dragonfire even hotter still, yet Gandalf said that the biggest, baddest dragon who ever lived Ancalagon the Black (who makes Smaug look like a whimpy little butterfly in comparison) wouldn't be able to harm the One Ring

I don't remember this. Where was this mentioned? Council of Elrond?

[-] pmc@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

True, the matter-antimatter reaction in a warp core would probably do the trick

[-] otherbarry@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Eject the core!

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Captain, scanners detect a silver ship with a bright light beacon approaching

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