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The idea that boxing is even a sport at this point is hilarious. It’s basically become a money laundering scheme like the high art world.

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[-] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What is Jake Paul even doing? Jake can't afford to get CTE. The Paul brothers have to share that one neuron they have left.

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let's see, old heavyweight boxer last payday retirement tour

Foreman was already too old when he did his crazy champ return in the 90s

Holyfield was doing prematch talking and sounded drugged out

Lennox Lewis was also talking prematch and sounded much more lucid

Roy Jones did commentary the whole night and may be the youngest out of this list

Bernard Hopkins?

And other lesser-named champions

Paul could rinse and repeat this damn formula every year or two when he wants to race-bait and antagonize his way to a payday and some time in the news cycle.

Basically the Conor McGregor formula.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Pro wrestling is unironically more credible.

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Bit disappointing that Paul didn't get his face changed but that's life ig

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Garbage ass fight, I've seen YouTube street fight compilations with more soul and ethos

Fuck that shit

[-] xXShadowXx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

If he fights Canelo it will be so funny. He's never fought a real boxer besides Tommy Fury and he lost.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

, he’s never fighting a middling professional boxer let alone the literal best in the sport in Canelo

[-] hogslayer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

did Zuckerberg fight Elon Musk yet?

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Here's a meme version I collectivized. Feel free to steal it

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