God please let there be a ballot in November that looks like
Biden D
Harris D
Kennedy I
Trump R
God please let there be a ballot in November that looks like
Biden D
Harris D
Kennedy I
Trump R
Naw, everyone knows we just trade those Evil Points in at the prize counter for some Laffy Taffys or plastic spider rings
At least they drew a circumcised penis, in respect to the travelers Jewish faith
Who this? Fetterman?
God that would be amazing
I would also add a dash of Pod Save America. 2017 me definitely listened to them for a year or so before I was turned on to Chapo
Ukraine out here like LeBron and the Lakers in the playoffs versus the Nuggets with their moral victories.
Me on my daily bike commute and weekly "too tired to bike to work" bus ride as a 9% American
The We Hate Movies podcast do great Godot as Wonder Woman dunks as well
Why 2028?
Fucking hate hate hate hate sneakerheads.
Sorry I grew up with a single mother and we could only afford Payless shoes and then getting teased by idiots throughout my school years for wearing no-name shoe brands.
I can count on one or two fingers the amount of times I've looked at someone's shoes and cared about the style or brand.
Fuck Phil Knight and Michael Jordan.
"Republicans buy shoes too" a quote from Jordan.
I don't care what he did on the basketball court, he's lucky he won between the competitive 80s and dodged the big centers of the 90s. Give me Kareem or LeBron as GOATs in the basketball conversation for not being total knobs.
Let's see, old heavyweight boxer last payday retirement tour
Foreman was already too old when he did his crazy champ return in the 90s
Holyfield was doing prematch talking and sounded drugged out
Lennox Lewis was also talking prematch and sounded much more lucid
Roy Jones did commentary the whole night and may be the youngest out of this list
Bernard Hopkins?
And other lesser-named champions
Paul could rinse and repeat this damn formula every year or two when he wants to race-bait and antagonize his way to a payday and some time in the news cycle.
Basically the Conor McGregor formula.