Me scrolling past these posts on hexbear without paying them too much mind is the equivalent of the start of a zombie movie where the TVs/radios in the background are talking about some strange new virus that makes people act weird.
I wonder who it'll be blamed on this time
"Them".
“They/them”
Start of the burger flu 
🎵Hail to the chef…👨🏽🍳 🎵
Don't worry, RFK Jr is going to fix everything!
How long until they blame China
"Folks, Mao had the right idea killing all the sparrows... very bad birds, not patriotic... but he didn't go far enough. You know I once had a sparrow outside Trump Tower. Living on the street, nesting in literal garbage, very sad."
The president-elect then stared into space for 35 seconds and started doing the Elaine dance.
It came from China in 1997. And they've successfully kept it somewhat contained, of it mutates to human to human contact, it's going to be in America. Burger brains will forget everything past that first sentence.
already saw it on reddit. "if this shit takes off you know we cant rely on the chinese to tell the truth"
It's crazy because China was extremely open when they found out about COVID. Literally the opposite of CIA propaganda. They decoded the genomics or whatever and gave it to everyone.
This is not the kind of cracker control i wished for
Nurgle is pleased
Seems legit a Great unclean one was elected prez.
so-far.jpg
In related news, the bird flu case in Hawaii wastewater seems to have been from birds:
https://hdoa.hawaii.gov/blog/main/avian-influenza-confirmed/
:cj-ah-shit:
teehee another cute lil pandemic for us
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