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Pil-grams!

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[-] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!

Yeah, I just did.

[-] ryguyflyguy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

I feel like it’d be a little better as:

How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?

53 pil-grams!

Because then it’s also factual

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 months ago

I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.

[-] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.

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