A remote controlled food delivery robot straight up started from a dead stop towards me, the teenager on the other side playing a game of remote control chicken, and I wanted to yeet it down a parking garage so bad
honey mustard gas
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Underrated post right here
i feel like one day i am going to walk out my front door to take something to the neighborhood mailbox and be absolutely chewed up by one of these with a gun mounted on it and instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.
instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.
Well, that or it will have crosses, eagles, and chick fil a livery.
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It will run on a twitchy Tesla AI with shitty facial reconition just doing and make some R2D2 sounds before it starts spinning up the main gun.
So you're telling me there's free food in these things and I just gotta bash em open?
Don't forget to share with your community then is just mutual aid
These will be legally allowed to have mounted guns on them to defend ~~treats~~ corporate property
"food"
Love to remind people that Chic Fil A does a summer camp to promote child labor
lmao pay money to have your kid get fast food training? what level of hellscape is that?
Gets the little shits out of the house I guess and also maybe they bring home free nuggets
I hope they at least get free tendies after
This is just a Hussite Wagon
Great now we have nazi food robots.
This looks more WWI than WWII to me. Not that that's much of an improvement tho.
chick fil a are the nazis
This. I was referring to Chik-fil-as murderous homophobia. I agree that it does look a lot like... an A7? I forget my WWI tanks.
But their chicken sandwiches are sooooo good! It's worth them throwing me and all my friends in the camps /s
if you want to make your own the secret is pickle brine and peanut oil
A7V
No one will be denied nuggies in his hour of need.
Mutiny nearly occurred on the front when it was discovered the nugget tank only had ranch and not Polynesian dipping sauce.
I guess an A7V but cute?
Oh shit that was the tank I was thinking of!
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Honey mustard gas
Cool free loot crate
im gonna stick a stick in its spokes
It's a return of the potato tank.
That thing looks so easy to tip over, just sayin
It looks like a tank and then they give it BMX wheels. This is some TRASHFUTURE season 1 shit
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