I would tie a really really long string to the lever and attach the string to a large bird and then scare it into flying away. Then I would eat some delicious Heinz Baked Beans
I think the premise falls apart on the assumption that I consider pulling the lever as best case.
Sounds like your typical game theory problem.
Not pulling the lever: Worst case: Your loved ones dies Best case: None
Pulling the lever: Worst case: Your loved ones dies Best case: Your loved ones survives
More challenging if there's only one person on the middle tracks.
Just kill them all
with a knife or whatever
Goddamn it, Joker
Veritasium did a great video on the prisoners dilemma... What Game Theory Reveals about Life, The Universe, and Everything Prof. Robert Axelrod held a tournament in 1980 to produce a computer program to explore the prisoners dilemma... Axelrod's Tournament
According to transit and transport regulation, such scenario would be impossible
PULL THE LEVER KRONK!!!
why do we even have that lever?!
Yell to the other lever dude that I'm not pulling the lever but fuck those beige dudes, hope they can't tell i'm lying, run and lay down with the beige dudes, and if I'm lucky they pull their lever too and we get maximum carnage. If lever dude suspects I'm lying and insane, and thus doesn't pull their lever, at least I won't have to answer my loved ones' questions.
What do I do? I introduce myself to the other person, then we go out for drinks, then we fuck all night.
We no longer give a shit about the assholes on the tracks.
As many frags as possible
Yell "Jump!"
Jokes on you, No loved ones, so who cares if you pull the lever or not, go have a frothy instead.
Give the loved ones guns
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