I keep the packaging out until I’m done.

Could also just be shit memory.

Stop spying me when I'm cooking!

You can learn to feel the hardness of the noodles through the spoon you use to stir them with, that's what I do. I can tell if noodles are done just by stirring them in the boiling water. Take a few out to eat to check them and you're done. Ezpz, no instructions needed.

That better be from the pasta region of Italy, otherwise it's just sparkling noodles.

I got tired of doing this so I just started to leave the box on the counter until after I've set a timer. And it gives you something else to do while your pasta or whatever cooks.

I like how the eyes goes outside the face in this comic

First panel should be throw it in the trash first, then realize you need the cooking instructions.

Happened to me more than once...

Take a photo of the instructions.

When you forget to do that, look up the product online, the cooking instructions should be there.