skip first & second base, go directy to third base.

I'm sorry bro your virus.exe doesn't run. Can you send virus.deb?

So like, what's my credit card information, amiright?

I'm on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

Malware is so old school. They ask for money directly these days

Then turns out she's real.

Once received "hello handsome" and in my mind Robert De Niro: "you're talking to me?"

I ignored her expecting the scammer will get banned but few months later, still not banned. I wonder if she was real .