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submitted 1 day ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Foreboding euphemism.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

Sarcasm is on life support or in a coma in America .... I have to take a moment or two to see if it's an Onion headline or not

[-] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Why’d the AI make his hand so big? Lol

We all know that’s some bs

No difference from a real headline...

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?

[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

[-] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No no, we didn't kill them! They've just gone to live on a farm in Minnesota! But its too far away so we can't visit them I'm afraid.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

That’s fuckin weird

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Not that weird for Minnesota. I bet it's a popular school field trip destination (I didn't grow up here so idk).

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It means the farmer eats it instead of the president

this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024

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