Next time i see one of those "what will your job be after the revolution" posts, i'm gonna use this as my response
"Why have you handed me this moleskin journal comrade? I thought I was going to serve the people by being the beer trailer driver?"
"WRITE POETRY!"
Unironiclly ya. I loveeeee serving people. Give me a beer. A coffee. My fave. But pays like shit so can't do that.
After the revolution let me bartend and barista pleaseeeee
Me too, my favorite jobs have all been counter service like that. I just really like getting people what they want, maybe having a short chat, and generally just maybe making their day a little brighter.
I just wish I could do that and still afford to live
If Socialism Was a Beer!
This'll be modded into Workers and Resources, won't it?
Honestly it would be cool if you could have a mobile beer trailer that had a route with stops that could fulfill citizens alcohol needs without having to build a pub.
Just thinking about a good truck rodeo but with one of these things, too 
Bus schedules under Communism:
12:02 Uptown
12:07 Downtown
12:12 Uptown
12:15 Beer Trailer (fill up!)
12:17 Downtown
IT BETTER!
Thank goodness I’m already dying for a pint
Yeah after thanksgiving I need several
beer me comrade
The writing on the side just says, "beer". No marketing or branding. It's just beer, yo. Come and get it.
Pivo for the Proles!!!
Is this beer or kvass?
ПИВО
My knowledge of the Cyrillic (?) alphabet is unfortunately minimal at best, besides knowing that the first letter has a 'p' sound and I think the vowels are the same?
There better be a Kvass wagon as well
I've always been curious to try kvass and hope I get to some day, it sounds brilliant
It hits that weird spot where "beer is too early, tea is too hot, and soda is too sweet".
That sounds wonderful
It truly is. Was introduced to it by a neighbour who was from eastern europe while i helped him garden. Had it with some bread and olives for a snack. Perfect for the heat.
Beer, it's got appropriate markings on the side
Thanks!
This feels like a one-off joke about Germans or Russians. A cute and innocent one, mind you.
:lunch-wagon:
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
