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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 days ago

My dumbass looking for Saddam Hussein like it's where's Waldo

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Remember the Ukrainian front with the Crips, Army of Northern Virginia and lowriders? I stole this. BEHOLD THE SIMILARITIES.

Ok, but where is the Judean People's Front in all of this?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

Those splitters? Pfff

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 days ago

last I remember, the CIA supported faction was fighting the DoD supported faction …

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Impressive... Let's see Paul Allen's jihadist faction.

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

now i want to see DoD paintings (Pollock was funded by CIA)

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I guess the only way to fix that is even more funding without an audit.

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

And it'll be inaccurate intel tomorrow

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I appreciate the joke, but having people think a conflict like this is just a garbled mess with no discernable difference between any side just rubs me the wrong way.

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 2 days ago

yeah how come 15+ side conflict working as proxy war for at least 5 external actors and going on for century doesn't come out orderly, outrage

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

the middle east has quite frankly appeared like this for most of history, and will continue to appear like this long after the pointless stupid borders drawn by the West have faded away.

also check the comm you're in before complaining, this is a shitpost

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Oh lol my b I didn't check the instance.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Wrong ministry, this is the Ministry of Silly Walks...

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Cool, thanks for sharing

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

tfw reality rubs you the wrong way, and you act genuinely surprised that it could. lmao.

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2024
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