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[-] superkret@feddit.org 54 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

After crying a little

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago
[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I like putting a T-shirt on over my eyes (as if you were putting it on, but half way through just lifted it up while leaving the neckline between my eyes and the tip of my nose).

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 20 points 7 months ago

Then the pillow case opened its big mouth and shouted out “Hufflepuff!”

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

I ain't letting some pillowcase get the better of me. Time to get the damn scissors.

Looks like you're a sleeveless T-shirt now, you piece of shit.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 10 points 7 months ago

Well, that's one down, time to see what tomorrow brings, eh?

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

A pair of scissors for a knife and it could be pants.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I fail to see how a pillowcase could be pants. A sleeveless shirt, or some shorts? Sure. But pants?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

This is much funnier if you imagine instead of this Mike Mitchell guy, it's Mel Brooks.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Tshirts are black.

Pillowcases are white.

Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Roses are red

Violets are Cupid

Pillowcases are tshirts

Poetry is stupid

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I would like to subscribe to more stupid poetry comments please

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

There once was a man from Nantucket

His poems were so bad they could suck it

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Moar! Moar!

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 7 months ago

I don't think it's mandatory.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

It should be, that would prevent many of the world's problems.

this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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