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[-] superkret@feddit.org 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

After crying a little

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I like putting a T-shirt on over my eyes (as if you were putting it on, but half way through just lifted it up while leaving the neckline between my eyes and the tip of my nose).

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 20 points 1 year ago

Then the pillow case opened its big mouth and shouted out “Hufflepuff!”

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I ain't letting some pillowcase get the better of me. Time to get the damn scissors.

Looks like you're a sleeveless T-shirt now, you piece of shit.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 10 points 1 year ago

Well, that's one down, time to see what tomorrow brings, eh?

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A pair of scissors for a knife and it could be pants.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I fail to see how a pillowcase could be pants. A sleeveless shirt, or some shorts? Sure. But pants?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This is much funnier if you imagine instead of this Mike Mitchell guy, it's Mel Brooks.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Tshirts are black.

Pillowcases are white.

Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Roses are red

Violets are Cupid

Pillowcases are tshirts

Poetry is stupid

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I would like to subscribe to more stupid poetry comments please

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There once was a man from Nantucket

His poems were so bad they could suck it

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Moar! Moar!

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

I don't think it's mandatory.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It should be, that would prevent many of the world's problems.

this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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