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I love stand up. 😂

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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 2 weeks ago

This is a totally normal human response to hearing about these CEOs' actions

As LARPing Meal Team Six guys like to say: "Fuck around and find out"

Well he fucked around (making billions in profit off the deaths and suffering of untold thousands) and he found out. All things considered, he got off lightly. He had a great life where he was free to ride high on the suffering of others. The only discomfort he ever experienced in his 40 years was the pain of that first shot before a masked man put him out of his misery with the classic "you always go for the double tap!"

I wonder how many people he destroyed the lives of would have traded 40 years of a do nothing billionaire lifestyle ending quickly and randomly on the streets of NYC as opposed to withering away at home or in a hospital bed with the constant anxiety of "how will my family deal with the expenses from this?"

If these scumbags want my sympathy they can spend their billions to buy all sorts of weapons from China (or hey Raytheon probably wouldn't say no) and have them smuggled into Gaza and the West Bank and immediately after confirming the deed was done top themselves in their garage.

Doing something like that would at least earn them my consideration for caring about their humanity. Otherwise, nah, fuck you, good night and good luck living in the society you created. You wanted dog eat dog. You got ate!

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

BUT HE WAS A FATHER!!!!!! AND A HUSBAND!!!!!!! doesn't care about all the fathers, husbands, sons, daughters, mothers, grandmothers, aunts, babies, grandpas, uncles, sisters, brothers, cousins twice removed this man has killed

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

To quote the Gravy SEALS again: "They'll get over it."

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Also don't think about how nearly every trash human being that has ever lived had family

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

Now all of a sudden chuds will talk about how jokes like these are just too far and lead to tragedies!

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My grandpa is constantly talking about taking democrats out behind the shed and shooting them in the back of the head and he’s all upset about people being uncivil about the most hilarious death in living memory.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Just throw him off by saying something like, "I heard he was a democrat, so he deserved to be brought behind the shed and shot."

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 33 points 2 weeks ago

The weirdest thing about this whole episode is how people keep posting pictures with captions like "this is the shooter, do you recognize him?" But it's always this big smudge, how the hell are you supposed to recognize anyone from that?

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Do you recognize him?

gigachad-hd

Call Crimestoppers

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

Submit anonymous tips that it was another CEO

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

'Looks like David Joyner to me'

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Ever dream this man?" but he's gorgeous.

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

I didnt like Bill Burr during his "you get canceled for everything phase" but he seems to have a good head on his shoulders, challenges idiots like Rogan and Bill Maher and didnt endorse Trump so he might be alright

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