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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago

They have no idea if he left NYC they don't even know who he is lol che-smile

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

"Crime stoppers" lmao. The crime happened and you didn't stop it.

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

Looks like new episodes of America's Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

Keep your eyes peeled for a tall white guy. Call your local police if any tall white guy is in your immediate vicinity. Remember, remain vigilant. Together we can bring an end to tall white guy terror.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Looks like new episodes of America's Most Wanted are back in the menu, boys

Listen carefully to what I am about to tell you. It shows a dangerous coarsening in our culture that a highly successful, elite executive with had a wonderful wife and two glorious sons - was shot down in the prime of his life in broad daylight by what our show will unabashedly call a terrorist. Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

You must not take the law into your own hands and be judge, jury, and executioner. Only ordinary people should suffer in such a fate. Furthermore...

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Who knows - there may even be a connection to Russia, China or a country like Iran.

I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't heard a rash of "Iran did this" headlines.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I think nobody and no org pushed that because it's just too big a propaganda lie. Polling about healthcare are always very carefully phrased and controlled so it's PR for the industry. But I think the average American knows how bad it is. Even if they and their family has been lucky and have zero bad experiences - they surely have a relative, a friend, a neighbor, etc who got fucked by their "healthcare".

[-] miz@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

NYPD has offices in iirc 16 foreign countries

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago
[-] abc@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

gotta spend that money somehow or else they won't get it next year agony-shivering

I'm sure the official answer is something like "well, we are one of the biggest tourist destinations across the world so of course we need people on the ground in Australia do you know how many Australians come visit every year??!" or something like that which doesn't really pass the smell test lol.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

If you have information about the CEO Killer appearing abroad call the NYPD CEO Killer Hotline at 1-800-GRIFTER . That's 1-800-GRIFTER...

[-] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

He’s chilling in the presidential suite of the hilton where it all went down

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Smirking to himself while holding an old charter of United healthcare that states that the person who kills the ceo becomes the ceo and carries no legal responsibility.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

We have reason to believe the suspect fled to Golden Corral, specifically by the gravy fountain. I will make sure to keep a close eye on it and not abandon my post.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Important! Requesting triple overtime. Plus emergency increase in food, lodgings, and entertainment funding is also required. Possible lead developing and a stakeouts needed at Cheeks Gentlemen's Club and Naked-a-rama...

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

In order to ensure the safety of the nation we must jail every white man

[-] glans@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

wait is the guy on the left and the guy on the right supposed to be the same guy?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

In our hearts

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I'm sorry - I can't explain and I will not be taking questions at this time.

[-] glans@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

how many evil pink twinks can there be to sort thru

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

yea its not like NYC had a timothee chalamet lookalike competition a month ago

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Jake gyllenhall gonna be hiding in plain site just chillin while these mandem run around i-cant

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Hope he does it again

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Please, Biden, nuke London. He went to London.

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