Death Stranding, on paper, sounds like the most boring game ever.
And yet I didn't just finish it, I chased after achievements! I built all the highways! I 5-starred all the bunkers so I can get dumb little bookbag attachments and get digital Guillermo del Toro to approve of me.
I look forward to the yawn fest that will be Death Stranding 2 and how boring it is. And then I will play it for 100 hours.