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[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

You wanna do-over on that headline?

[-] nick@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Markov chain ass looking headline.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] nick@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Shit it was autocorrect for “markov”

Dumb.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I guessed that, but wow. Hilarious

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

markov chain with an ngram of 1

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

serial killers usually don't get past a dozen victims, mass murder fits better

[-] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Serial killer? He has less of a body count than the Quarter Pounder

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

The ceo is the serial killer

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

No such thing as real news outlets any more. The only thing I care about is someone that is a hero for taking out someone that oppressed me in a corrupt dystopian system.

[-] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It's very telling that there are so many more news stories about this guy than about the family that the Killed CEO left behind. The papers know who everyone actually wants to hear about.

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