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[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

You wanna do-over on that headline?

[-] nick@midwest.social 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Markov chain ass looking headline.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] nick@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago

Shit it was autocorrect for “markov”

Dumb.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I guessed that, but wow. Hilarious

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

markov chain with an ngram of 1

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

serial killers usually don't get past a dozen victims, mass murder fits better

[-] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Serial killer? He has less of a body count than the Quarter Pounder

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 29 points 7 months ago

The ceo is the serial killer

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

No such thing as real news outlets any more. The only thing I care about is someone that is a hero for taking out someone that oppressed me in a corrupt dystopian system.

[-] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

It's very telling that there are so many more news stories about this guy than about the family that the Killed CEO left behind. The papers know who everyone actually wants to hear about.

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