This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom..

What if it was a dildo-gun?

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

For those curious to read the penile penal code see 43.23(f): https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm#43.23

Texas is weird.