No one knows what this could mean

As Big Bill Haywood once said:

"I've never read Marx's Capital, but I have the marks of capital all over me."

No, that's what CEOs are called in Germany.

You forgot Dick's.

i keep making this post, no it's probably not, that's a tip for one brand of sign that was posted on a forum in like 2009 and went viral. newer sign systems have more complicated security protections, and some have anti-tampering measures that can send alerts to a phone app. it's possible to hack these things, but you need to take time to do specific research on your target system.

Every local subreddit is basically /r/kristallnacht

That is possibly one if the worse local subs on , if not one of the worse subs period. It probably should be renamed to something like r/GasTheHomeless