Like Neo in The Matrix and "I know kung fu", what one ability would you choose to upload directly to your mind? (lemmy.world)

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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

the ability to think calmly and rationally

[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Ability to fold a fitted sheet.

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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Unlimited energy reserves would be nice. If I had half the energy I had when I was 16 I'd be fucking golden

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 1 points 7 months ago

Psychotherapy

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[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Is Charisma an uploadable skill? If so, I'd love to upload the entire library to displace my Charisn'tma.

[-] Platypus@lemmings.world 1 points 7 months ago

Sex probably

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Big dick energy

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Either having a complete understanding of modern-day physics or knowing how to play the violin.

[-] Elaine@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The ability to sew anything. I love to binge sewing vids so being able to take some scraps and make cool shit would be amazing.

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago

Auto maintenance and repair

household maintenance and repair; handyman stuff

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

What line would you use for this instead of "i know kung fu"

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago

“I know tool fu.”

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Nice

[-] vga@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

C2-niveau francais, s'il vous plait.

edit or as translate google would put it: niveau C2 de francais, merci.

[-] frankPodmore@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Musical ability — perfect pitch, great rhythm. I'm an okay musician after years working at it, but I'd love to be better.

[-] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I moderate amount of control of my mental health

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