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[-] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 105 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If more women opened a Bible instead of their legs

That's why your a good woman

(bold added for emphasis)

This guy needs to open a dictionary.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 92 points 5 days ago

Inshallah, may her cervix remain clean and unviolated by heretical penises

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 85 points 5 days ago

heretical penises

Band name?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 73 points 5 days ago

This how they think woman walks

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 16 points 5 days ago

Where they think women walk to

[-] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 5 days ago
[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 11 points 5 days ago

I too wish I could afford a large enough kitchen for two ovens.

That's how you know you've made it

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Two ovens, but then only seating for four ... a bit mismatched if you ask me.

And two of the chairs don't even match the two.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 5 days ago

Stupid fucking Bible beating boomer didn't even read what you said...or cared.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 55 points 5 days ago

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that's into the pee stuff.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago

It's for the best, let em live in peace

[-] tb_@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Very next post in my feed lol (not nsfw)

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

To be fair, the same part of the bible also condemns men for having sex but if you're an undisciplined rape-monkey, stick to your one wife, and only when you can't stand it anymore.

Also ABSOLUTELY NO KIDS because the end of days is this week (probably) and it's not fair to them.

And yes, many early Christians castrated themselves to show God they meant business about being faithful. No rape-monkey business for them.

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