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Parenthood, IYKYK (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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ETA: The word is Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it had any words relating to kids, apparently, up to and including "parenthood"

PSA: If you don't know, coin cells are very easy for toddlers to swallow and very deadly in a matter of hours when stomach acid starts breaching it and mixing with the battery chemistry if not promptly treated.

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[-] rah@feddit.uk 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner" ... would reject my upload if it had any words relating to kids, apparently, up to and including "parenthood"

ROFL

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago

I'm a priest

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well there's certainly no text filter

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

You're not on Lemmy.world, though

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Aren’t we though? I don’t really understand activitypub enough to know.

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

The post is on Lemmy world, but that instance has a filter that seemingly only applies to their users.

Or maybe it applies to external users too, but only for users that signed up on their instance. So since you signed up on lemm.ee, you are unaffected by their filters.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would assume it applies to users and communities on the instance but I've never looked into it.

[-] rah@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Eh?

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Also @lwadmin@lemmy.world I think the "illegal" picture scanner is a little TOO aggressive, it rejected the same version of this meme with just the words "parenthood" or "children" or "kids" with "External validation failed"

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Idk why you censored par——ood you can curse on the internet

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Ok what the fuck

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ok what the p—en—d

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Jesus. You kiss your mom with that mouth?

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

Wow fuck censorship. Lemmy.world should be ashamed of doing this.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Lemmy.World got inundated with CSAM in its early days

[-] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

What the fuck is par-ood

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it has any words relating to kids apparently up to and including "parenthood"

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I reversed my downvote after reading this. I thought you'd just censored parenthood for no reason. That's fucked up

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks yea took me like half an hour to workout, they definitely should adjust their rejection error message to be useful to

Even after I figured out it was being rejected rather than just a general error, I thought it was the toxic waste barrels at first lolol

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Agreed. The obvious reason being that it's to catch instances of "Planned Parenthood" but... why ban that phrase???

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I can’t believe you’d post this kind of toxic content!

[-] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

How did you figure out it was being rejected? I had some issues a while back trying to post a picture of my cat, but I just gave up.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I tried uploading on the lemmy.world website and would get an error message"External Validation Failed" some googling later and came across a lemmy.world post talking about that's the message when an upload gets rejected by their illegal content scanner

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Hey check out this guy who doesn’t know what par—-ood is!

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 1 year ago

Stop swearing!

[-] comador@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

My kids: Batteries? Nah, but those plants and pen caps are awfully tasty!

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

1000007781

Don't show this to Lemmy.world users

[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

My 11 year old ate a button battery. She threw it up in the X-ray room. We're still paying the emergency room bill.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

...11?

[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Haha yes. She was playing with it mindlessly while on the computer. She's always putting stuff in her mouth, like jewelry and coins. And we've always taken that stuff away and told her she's going to swallow it. She may have learned her lesson this time.

[-] far_university190@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe give her fidget toy save to swallow? If not concious fidget, how gonna stop because of lesson?

[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think she's been scared out of that habit.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

This is why they are mostly sold with a bitterant outer coating. It should be pretty gross to just hold a recently purchased coil cell battery in your mouth these days.

[-] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

These fuckers are impossible to open now. Must be some sort of EU regulation. They have this tiny plastic container that feels like it could withstand the apocalypse. Also apparently they have like a bad taste flavouring applied, which of course prevents them from working at all in certain devices. Had to scrub it off with rubbing alcohol just to get it to function. Not a difficult fix but "debugging" the issue took time. No amount of toddlers are worth dealing with this shit.

/s but also just let me buy the normal batteries too without all this added shit

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 1 year ago

I feel like an abortion would have been quicker

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

yummy batteries

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